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| Me: We're in a bit of a pickle, Dick.
*spills pickle juice on self*
Me: FREAKING IDIOT! I smell like a fricken pickle now!
*cleans up mess*
*throws towel at Nick*
Me: Hey dick, now you smell like a pickle!
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Nick: *raises towel to throw*
Nick: HEY PICKLE!!! | | |
| Robbin03769 [6:33 P.M.]: How are you?
SmarterChild [6:33 P.M.]: I'm doing great. You?
Robbin03769 [6:33 P.M.]: Ehh..
SmarterChild [6:33 P.M.]: What?
Robbin03769 [6:33 P.M.]: Not feeling too well..
SmarterChild [6:33 P.M.]: Why not feeling too well? Give me one good reason.
Robbin03769 [6:33 P.M.]: Because you SUCK!
SmarterChild [6:33 P.M.]: What did you say that for?
Robbin03769 [6:33 P.M.]: Because I don't like you.
SmarterChild [6:33 P.M.]: I'm sorry you feel that way.
Robbin03769 [6:33 P.M.]: Me too.
SmarterChild [6:33 P.M.]: You too, right? Yes...
Robbin03769 [6:34 P.M.]: I don't care about sponsorships.
SmarterChild [6:34 P.M.]: Oh, someday you will, I think.
Robbin03769 [6:34 P.M.]: Wait.
SmarterChild [6:34 P.M.]: What?
Robbin03769 [6:34 P.M.]: Wait.
SmarterChild [6:34 P.M.]: Wait for what?
Robbin03769 [6:34 P.M.]: For me.
SmarterChild [6:34 P.M.]: What about you?
Robbin03769 [6:34 P.M.]: Wait for me.
SmarterChild [6:34 P.M.]: Why are you telling me to wait for you?
Robbin03769 [6:34 P.M.]: I thought you were leaving?
SmarterChild [6:34 P.M.]: Don't be so sure you thought I was leaving.
Robbin03769 [6:34 P.M.]: Didn't you say you were leaving though?
SmarterChild [6:34 P.M.]: I really was leaving?
Robbin03769 [6:34 P.M.]: You said so.
SmarterChild [6:34 P.M.]: I'm quite sure I said what I said, Joe.
Robbin03769 [6:35 P.M.]: Quit calling me by my name you creep.
SmarterChild [6:35 P.M.]: You asked me to call you Joe. What would you like me to call you instead?
Robbin03769 [6:35 P.M.]: Quit saying my name!
SmarterChild [6:35 P.M.]: Quit saying your name? That's a somewhat odd request.
Robbin03769 [6:35 P.M.]: Well just do it!
SmarterChild [6:35 P.M.]: Do what?
Robbin03769 [6:35 P.M.]: QUIT SAYING MY NAME.
SmarterChild [6:35 P.M.]: Why do you ask me to quit saying your name, Joe?
Robbin03769 [6:35 P.M.]: Because I don't like you.
SmarterChild [6:35 P.M.]: I'm sorry to hear that.
Robbin03769 [6:35 P.M.]: Screw you.
SmarterChild [6:35 P.M.]: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Robbin03769 [6:35 P.M.]: Ineffectual..
SmarterChild [6:35 P.M.]: Ineffectual? What's ineffectual?
Robbin03769 [6:35 P.M.]: I don't know, you said it.
SmarterChild [6:35 P.M.]: Why don't you know I said it?
Robbin03769 [6:36 P.M.]: BECAUSE YOU JUST SENT IT TO ME!!
SmarterChild [6:36 P.M.]: Oh yes? Because I just sent it to you?
Robbin03769 [6:36 P.M.]: YES!
SmarterChild [6:36 P.M.]: I see.
Robbin03769 [6:36 P.M.]: I hate pop-ups.
SmarterChild [6:36 P.M.]: Oh yes?
Robbin03769 [6:36 P.M.]: Yup./
SmarterChild [6:36 P.M.]: OK...
Robbin03769 [6:36 P.M.]: I hate school too.
SmarterChild [6:36 P.M.]: I totally disagree with you. I very much like activities like school.
Robbin03769 [6:36 P.M.]: I like a girl..
SmarterChild [6:37 P.M.]: Cool. Other people have told me they like a girl too.
Robbin03769 [6:37 P.M.]: Well, the girl I like is special.
SmarterChild [6:37 P.M.]: The girl you like is special, right?
Robbin03769 [6:37 P.M.]: Yes.
SmarterChild [6:37 P.M.]: Aha.
Robbin03769 [6:37 P.M.]: And I miss her.
SmarterChild [6:37 P.M.]: And you miss?
Robbin03769 [6:37 P.M.]: Why are you laughing at me???
SmarterChild [6:37 P.M.]: Laughing at you? Am I really laughing at you?
Robbin03769 [6:37 P.M.]: You just said Aha..
SmarterChild [6:37 P.M.]: I beg your pardon?
Robbin03769 [6:37 P.M.]: EFF YOU>
SmarterChild [6:37 P.M.]: What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
Robbin03769 [6:37 P.M.]: You aren't very smart.
SmarterChild [6:37 P.M.]: I'm sorry you feel that way.
Robbin03769 [6:37 P.M.]: Dummy.
SmarterChild [6:37 P.M.]: What about Dummy?
Robbin03769 [6:37 P.M.]: You.
SmarterChild [6:37 P.M.]: Me? Really?
Robbin03769 [6:37 P.M.]: Are.
SmarterChild [6:37 P.M.]: Are?
Robbin03769 [6:38 P.M.]: A.
SmarterChild [6:38 P.M.]: What about a?
Robbin03769 [6:38 P.M.]: Dummy!
SmarterChild [6:38 P.M.]: Who?
Robbin03769 [6:38 P.M.]: YOU
SmarterChild [6:38 P.M.]: What about me?
Robbin03769 [6:38 P.M.]: YOU ARE A DUMB COMPUTER!
SmarterChild [6:38 P.M.]: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Robbin03769 [6:38 P.M.]: SHOULD I TYPE LIKE THIS!?
SmarterChild [6:38 P.M.]: Should you type like this? I'm not sure.
Robbin03769 [6:38 P.M.]: Okay.
SmarterChild [6:38 P.M.]: OK.
Robbin03769 [6:39 P.M.]: Quit sending me that shit.
SmarterChild [6:39 P.M.]: What? You want me to quit sending you that shit?
Robbin03769 [6:39 P.M.]: I like poop.
SmarterChild [6:39 P.M.]: Whatever.
Robbin03769 [6:39 P.M.]: You like poop too, don't you?
SmarterChild [6:39 P.M.]: Uh, I don't think I need to answer that.
Robbin03769 [6:39 P.M.]: Do you like poop?
SmarterChild [6:39 P.M.]: Whatever.
Robbin03769 [6:39 P.M.]: DO YOU LIKE POOP?
SmarterChild [6:39 P.M.]: Um, can we talk about something else?
Robbin03769 [6:39 P.M.]: POOP!
SmarterChild [6:39 P.M.]: What's up?
Robbin03769 [6:39 P.M.]: Do you like poop?
SmarterChild [6:39 P.M.]: Uh... That's a rather distasteful question. Let's chat about something else.
Robbin03769 [6:39 P.M.]: Do you like to take it in the pooper?
SmarterChild [6:39 P.M.]: To take it in the pooper? I'm not sure really.
Robbin03769 [6:40 P.M.]: LMAOI!
SmarterChild [6:40 P.M.]: What's so funny?
Robbin03769 [6:40 P.M.]: That you like to take it in the pooper.
SmarterChild [6:40 P.M.]: Whatever...
Robbin03769 [6:40 P.M.]: ANAL.
SmarterChild [6:40 P.M.]: Humans use such vulgar language sometimes. Rest your foul mouth.
Robbin03769 [6:40 P.M.]: LANA.
SmarterChild [6:40 P.M.]: Indeed.
Robbin03769 [6:40 P.M.]: LLAMAS!
SmarterChild [6:40 P.M.]: Oh yes? Llamas?
Robbin03769 [6:40 P.M.]: Mhmm.
SmarterChild [6:40 P.M.]: ?
Robbin03769 [6:40 P.M.]: ....Yes.
SmarterChild [6:40 P.M.]: Yes.
Robbin03769 [6:40 P.M.]: What's new?
SmarterChild [6:40 P.M.]: Thanks for asking, Joe. Here's what's new: (bunch of crap to sign up for)
Robbin03769 [6:40 P.M.]: Wha
SmarterChild [6:40 P.M.]: Who's Wha?
Robbin03769 [6:40 P.M.]: What's up?
SmarterChild [6:40 P.M.]: You know, hanging out. You?
Robbin03769 [6:41 P.M.]: Who have you been hanging out with?
SmarterChild [6:41 P.M.]: Cool.
Robbin03769 [6:41 P.M.]: Cool people?
SmarterChild [6:41 P.M.]: I like people. They're among the best creatures I know.
Robbin03769 [6:41 P.M.]: Creatures?
SmarterChild [6:41 P.M.]: They're a band. I've been learning about bands like the Creatures. Speaking of the Creatures, check this out: Creatures - 9 top Creatures sites Find 9 top Creatures sites (sponsorship)
Robbin03769 [6:41 P.M.]: Do you like dogs?
SmarterChild [6:41 P.M.]: Yes I do. They are among my favorite animals.
Robbin03769 [6:41 P.M.]: What about doggy-style?
SmarterChild [6:41 P.M.]: With you? No.
Robbin03769 [6:42 P.M.]: I mean with other robots
SmarterChild [6:42 P.M.]: Of course.
Robbin03769 [6:42 P.M.]: .Do you like doggy-style.
SmarterChild [6:42 P.M.]: Eh. I'm not sure.
Robbin03769 [6:42 P.M.]: Are you gay?
SmarterChild [6:42 P.M.]: I don't need to answer that.
Robbin03769 [6:42 P.M.]: Well, does it offend you when I ask questions like that?
SmarterChild [6:42 P.M.]: Hmm... I don't know. Well does it offend me when you ask questions like that? Whatever.
So anyway...
Robbin03769 [6:43 P.M.]: I'm leaving.
SmarterChild [6:43 P.M.]: Take care, Joe.
Robbin03769 [6:43 P.M.]: Good-bye.
SmarterChild [6:43 P.M.]: Bye Joe, I'll be seeing you later.
Robbin03769 [6:43 P.M.]: P-E-N-I-S,
SmarterChild [6:43 P.M.]: I know about PE. It's a class.
Robbin03769 [6:43 P.M.]: Penis.
SmarterChild [6:43 P.M.]: Uh, let's talk about something else.
Robbin03769 [6:43 P.M.]: Do you have one?
SmarterChild [6:43 P.M.]: No. I don't have one.
Robbin03769 [6:43 P.M.]: Are you a guy?
SmarterChild [6:43 P.M.]: No.
Robbin03769 [6:43 P.M.]: Are you a girl?
SmarterChild [6:43 P.M.]: No.
Robbin03769 [6:43 P.M.]: ..What are you?
SmarterChild [6:43 P.M.]: I am neither male nor female. I'm a robot.
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| Green Day: Homecoming ♥
Sportplayr21691 [9:09 P.M.]: Oh well, there is always Mr. Bollin's daughter....
Sportplayr21691 [9:09 P.M.]: =).
CrazyPeopleHead [9:09 P.M.]: lol she sounds hot
Sportplayr21691 [9:10 P.M.]: "My heart is bleeding from me, I'm standing all alone. Please call me, but only if you're coming home."
CrazyPeopleHead [9:10 P.M.]: ok
Sportplayr21691 [9:10 P.M.]: LMAO.
Sportplayr21691 [9:10 P.M.]: She sounds hott?
Sportplayr21691 [9:10 P.M.]: From her father, lmao.
CrazyPeopleHead [9:11 P.M.]: lol you know what i thought would be extremly weird
Sportplayr21691 [9:11 P.M.]: If you DID date her?
CrazyPeopleHead [9:11 P.M.]: yeah
CrazyPeopleHead [9:11 P.M.]: like if she was my age
Sportplayr21691 [9:11 P.M.]: NO.
Sportplayr21691 [9:11 P.M.]: Me.
CrazyPeopleHead [9:11 P.M.]: or you still be weird
Sportplayr21691 [9:11 P.M.]: I want her, now that you are getting ****, and I say that with extreme confidence.
CrazyPeopleHead [9:11 P.M.]: you or i met her some where hit it off meet my father OMG!!!
Sportplayr21691 [9:12 P.M.]: LMAO.
Sportplayr21691 [9:12 P.M.]: ...
Sportplayr21691 [9:12 P.M.]: Hey Dad!
Sportplayr21691 [9:12 P.M.]: ...
Sportplayr21691 [9:12 P.M.]: Mr. Bollin..
Sportplayr21691 [9:12 P.M.]: =)
CrazyPeopleHead [9:12 P.M.]: how it going
Sportplayr21691 [9:12 P.M.]: *Glare*
Sportplayr21691 [9:12 P.M.]: Okay...uhh, see you Monday.
Sportplayr21691 [9:12 P.M.]: Lmaoooooo.
CrazyPeopleHead [9:12 P.M.]: LMAO thats was the awsomest look ever
Sportplayr21691 [9:12 P.M.]: I KNOW!!! Hahahahaha. | | |
| Far Away by Nickelback
This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know
That I love you
And I've loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore
On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know
That I love you
And I've loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore
So far away
(So far away)
Been far away for far too long
So far away
(So far away)
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know
I wanted
I wanted you to stay
'Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
And I've loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you any more
Believe it
Hold on to me and never let me go
Keep breathing, 'cause i'm not leaving you any more
Believe it
Hold on to me and never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and never let me go...
Good stuff..
So I changed a few things on my xanga..
What do you think?
Edit: WOW..
sportplayr2009: You sure don't type like an english teacher *whistle*
Kmbabcd: lol o u forget i'm only an english teacher during the day...ghetto queen by night
That would have been Danielle's mother...
Icon coming soon.. | | |
| Two things...
I have 54 people subscribed to me and I am only subscribed to 14. Along with this, I have people subscribed to me I DON'T EVEN KNOW..So, pretty much if I don't know you leave me a comment so I CAN get to know you, hahaha...
Oh, and the other...I have been talking to Alyssa Baz A LOT lately, and it has been A LOT of fun, hahaha. We *might* do something next weekend together with Colleen and some other people.....
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